- I know what I'm doing! I didn't spend 12 years in kindergarden because I'm stupid!!
(eh.. why then??)
I got my foot cought in the radiador!
- I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good.
- Dexter, I am your father.
- OOOHhh.. That's not possible! Oh wait, no, you are right.
- What do you think, Rubber Ducky?
My thoughts exactly!
- Well, enough about me. Let's talk about me! What do you think of me?
- Wooha. Who's that handsome guy?
*hringir* 911 emergency?? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Oh wait. Cancel that. That's just me!
- And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE.
- Do you think I'm blind? Of course I smell it.
- My favorite hat's been ruined. And, oh yeah, Townsville's under attack by an evil demented zombie magician.
- Let me tell the story. I tell it the bestest. Besides, I remember everything like it happened yesterday.
IT HAPPENED TODAY